The person who talks the most usually has the least to say.
A blue whale’s heart is the size of a car. Perhaps this explains the way these whales find their soul mates through miles of deep blue lonely ocean — singing their watery love songs like sirens in the sea.
“I’ve been waiting 25 minutes!” a bowl cut haired middle-aged woman snaps at a nearby busboy clearing a table. “Did they forget about me?”
Linger at the drive-up ATM after your transaction is complete.
The little things lie in our path everyday of every week of every month of every year, but so often we forget to see them. We are so busy, we don’t have time, and we are so impatient we stop keeping track.
Their sneaky silent farts.
14. I’m 99 percent sure I accidentally right-swiped my co-worker.