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The world seems obsessed with pointing out how everyone else is a narcissist. But I’m here to ask you—are YOU one, as well?

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But being in a pseudo relationship with this man had me questioning everything: I have to shave my legs FOUR times a week now? Am I drunk enough for this? And Is he sober enough for…anything? ever?

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Ugh #TheStruggle #FirstWorldProblems

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I realize you don’t know me and have no reason to listen to me, but dude, I’ve been to concerts that aren’t as loud as you.

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Regularly discussing all the things they want to do before they get with someone, such as travel or write a novel, because — as we all know — the freedom to enjoy oneself and explore life withers and dies the second you change that Facebook profile to “In A Relationship.”

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“I can eat as much as I want and I don’t gain weight!”

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Created by an introvert and an extrovert.

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I will give you $75 to stop calling people.

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I am in coffee shops almost every single day. Between writing and school work, I probably spend a good 30 – 40 percent of the week in my favorite coffee shops, and yes I have more than one.