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I would race off the ledge, like Thelma and Louise, and fly, consumed by memories of what once were, emotions of blissful serenity and a sense of complete empowerment by taking control of my ill-fated situation.

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“The number one thing I hate about this season is Christmas music. I absolutely HATE Christmas music.”

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It’s about that time in the week where you’ve taken your shoes off and lounging in your office chair in socks.

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A friend of mine claims to have logged over 20 hours listening to it, and I almost can’t challenge him on that assertion. It’s a natural reaction to such blissful musical brilliance.

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The best love songs make it possible for you to feel like you’re in love for the duration of the song. Even if you’ve been single for some time, you can play the song and feel like you belong to somebody. That’s what “I Only Have Eyes For You” does for me.

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Alanis Morissette tore through the nineties like a bat out of hell. I was either nine or ten when Jagged Little Pill was released and I remember it being played wherever I went, including once in my teacher’s car on a fourth grade field trip.