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Your rent / mortgage, taxes and utility bills could pay for a small foreign island.

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Wow Buffalo, how racist can you get?

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Living in New York is like dating a stripper. It’s all good times until you try to get serious.

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Our brains leak out of our ears a little more with each passing day. It feels so good.

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There is only one NYC.

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When I say that I’m from Queens, what I really mean is, I grew up on Long Island, and moved to Astoria right after college. That’s the same as being from Queens, right? Anybody?

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“Alright boys, this is it,” my uncle said as the other two guys started unloading a bunch of supplies.

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2. Your apartment will have a problem with A) mice, B) loud neighbors, or C) your ceiling collapsing on you in the shower.

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World’s 4th biggest city, 1st biggest ego.

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I have travelled into the future, and this is what I’ve seen.