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“A couple of years ago, someone emailed a link to a gallery of my nudes to my parents. It was awkward.”

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What would you do for a puppy? Or maybe the question should be what wouldn’t you do for a puppy, because honestly, there are few things I would refrain myself from doing if it meant I got to be the mom of a cute lil fuzz ball.

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This is honestly one of the most genius things I’ve ever seen. How have I not thought of it before?

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Yeah, I’m going to have to pass on this one.

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I send nudes and by that I mean, I send my soul. I’ll be sending you my darkest secrets, my deepest fears, my childhood memories and how my father let us down.

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I didn’t have the strength to act like his puppet anymore, but I didn’t have the strength to break up with him either.

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Send him a voice message over Snapchat, telling him about how you’re naked in bed or how you just got out of the shower and don’t feel like getting dressed.

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“Things between my mother and I are not the same. We still talk but it’s greatly affected our relationship.”

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Why do men think they are entitled to nudes?

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People need to do shit like this more often, it’s hilarious!!