Have you ever wanted to orgasm in the middle of the dance floor? What about in the bathroom stall of a five-star restaurant? Or on the train ride home? Then you’re going to want to read this novel (preferably while you’re beneath the sheets).
You will look around you and notice that there are only two people reading an actual book in the entire coffee shop. One of them is Blink by Malcolm Gladwell and as for the other, if you tilt your head, squint your eyes, and look at just the right angle you can make out the words “successful” and “startup.” And so you are reminded that even if your novel ever does get published, no one gives a shit and reads fiction anyway.