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They aren’t going to strive to create an existence that seems impressive on paper.

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All that matters is your own opinion, your own happiness, your own sense of self.

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I had already moved on long ago. I had already healed.

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You can’t make everyone happy, you can’t make everyone laugh, you can’t make everyone like you.

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And I don’t care what anyone says about 40 being fabulous. It’s a fucking lie told by people in their 40s.

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“I hate myself” sex happens more often than anyone would like to admit and is most prevalent during someone’s college years and mid to late-twenties. The following people are perfect candidates for this type of sex: your ex, an unattractive stranger you met at a bar, your cab driver, your best friend’s significant other, a musician in an indie rock buzz band, a misogynist, and somebody’s husband/wife.