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Kanye dramatically holding an umbrella.

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“Kim and Kanye have named their son Saint West. Because Pope West sounded too pretentious.”

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As far as I was concerned, she might as well have told me she hoped baby North didn’t look black, because blackness was ugly.

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I have never downloaded anything so fast in my life.

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Will his name be ‘South’??

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Was Kim Kardashian was Kooler at age 13?

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18. Dennis Rodman

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Ruffle skirt = $1,185. Could feed 135 impoverished people in developing countries for a week.

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On the plus side, Apple Martin won’t have the dumbest name at the playdate anymore.