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Willingness to surrender leisure proves a full understanding of happiness’ key point: nirvana is not perfect.

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“Having the best cartoons ever.”

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Imagine if you could taste the words?!

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‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ as played by a computer.

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Ruining great things is one of America’s favorite activities. There’s no better method of destruction than taking something many loved and remaking it into atrocious garbage.

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How do you do…all of that? Teach me everything. Let’s also Little Mermaid this sh*t while we’re at it and give me your voice.

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Everybody messes up sometimes, and performance failures bring stars down to earth really fast.

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As media outlets around the world just reported, Nirvana has been nominated as an inductee into the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. This is, of course, no surprise.

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As a stoned and superstitious teenage parking lot rat, I was warned never to use a white lighter.

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“ATLiens”: If Lennon/McCartney had been born in rural Georgia in the late 70s, this is the album they would’ve made.