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Nipples are one of the most sensitive areas of the body.

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When you really, truly think about it – your nipples should be the complete opposite of offensive.

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At first, there might be some blood and crust, which means you aren’t automatically going to feel sexier.

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Your nipples and your earlobes are spaced apart exactly the same distance. Check in the mirror if you don’t believe me.

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1. His Nipples

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Real women describe their most traumatic accidental flashing experiences.

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28. Spell out the alphabet with your tongue.

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9. The Ancient Egyptians.

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I was putting my son to bed when he was about 5, and after the bedtime story, right when I was tucking him in and turning out the light, he said “Nipples. I love ’em. What about you?” with this totally serious expression.

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Kanye has a knack for making us feel a tad uncomfortable. And it’s not dissimilar to a discomfort that runs rampant in many of Shakespeare’s plays: that of the un-family.