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Whether you’re a wide-eyed kid discovering Pokemon for the first time or a full-grown adult who’s been tricked into exercising just to snag that damn Eevee around the corner we’re all secretly overjoyed to finally have the chance to be real Pokemon trainers.

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Weird Twitter at their finest.

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Friendships were born out of who had a Nintendo at their house and lost over who made their friends compete on Rainbow Road.

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Freud would be proud of us!

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10) “Mario Kart 64”

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This bottle is a detailed replica, even nailing the font, and makes a solid shelf decoration for anyone who refuses to buy vases and pronounce it vauzes like a fancy adult.

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My opinion on gamers has been similar to my opinion on wood lice—they’re kinda icky and disgusting, but if you don’t go near them, they don’t bother you that much

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Sonic wasn’t so edgy that he was gonna make us all smoke cigarettes in the mall parking lot at age 9, but he had this certain allure that seemed to imply that he didn’t believe in things like having a bedtime.

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…And there’s nothing new under the sun. …Or is there?

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Savor the 1987-era levels of graphical awesomeness!