So from women everywhere. We don’t owe you anything. I don’t owe you my time, I don’t owe you a conversation, and I don’t owe you respect you’re not giving me.
‘Twas the night of black out drinking and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, you’re all still blacked out.
First of all, it is not easy to get up on that stage.
Don’t ever be apologetic for who you are and the mistakes you’ve made.
Sagittarius: On the PROWL. You’re a flirtatious drunk and always looking for someone to make out with.
Checking your Snapchat story for evidence of just how terrible you were.
The only designer you know is Forever 21.
When a woman tells you no, that is the end of the conversation. It does not continue. You don’t find a loophole or think it just means you’ve got to try a little harder.
Red wine: You’re incredibly sensual. Like, you probably listen to Prince all day long in preparation for a date.
As it usually happens in my relationships, I committed to you long before you committed to me. I packed up and moved my whole life to be with you. All my friends warned me against it, and against you. You have a reputation, you see: you lure people in with your bright lights and attractions.