‘Twas The Night Of Black Out Drinking, As Told By Comey’s Testimony
‘Twas the night of black out drinking and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, you’re all still blacked out.
The Unedited Truth Of What It’s Really Like To Be A Stripper
Some Unsolicited Advice To Party Girls (From A Now Retired Party Girl)
This Is What You’re Like Drunk, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Sagittarius: On the PROWL. You’re a flirtatious drunk and always looking for someone to make out with.
5 Mortifying Moments You’ll Face The Morning After Getting Sloppy Drunk With Your Friends
17 Tragic Signs You’re A Broke Ass Bitch
When A Woman Says No, It Does Not Mean Try Harder
When a woman tells you no, that is the end of the conversation. It does not continue. You don’t find a loophole or think it just means you’ve got to try a little harder.
Here’s What You’re Like In Bed Based On Your Drink Of Choice
Red wine: You’re incredibly sensual. Like, you probably listen to Prince all day long in preparation for a date.
New York City, I Love You, So Please Don’t Break My Heart
As it usually happens in my relationships, I committed to you long before you committed to me. I packed up and moved my whole life to be with you. All my friends warned me against it, and against you. You have a reputation, you see: you lure people in with your bright lights and attractions.
