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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie recently hung out at the Daily Front Row Fashion Awards and my 2000’s nostalgia was out of control.

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Sometimes I worry about my generation. Scratch that, sometimes I worry about myself.

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The more we shame her, the bigger she gets. At this rate, she’ll be the biggest “slut” we’ve ever seen.

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People still have this image of addicts being complete train wrecks, whizzing through life barefoot, disheveled and insane when, in fact, it’s often the opposite. Addiction can look like anything. It can look happy and healthy and productive and loving and kind and a hard worker.

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I know we all want to skip to the ending — the parts where you host game nights together and do the Sunday crossword in bed — but don’t forget to just enjoy the ride, even if that means you aren’t “Facebook official” yet.

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Before Teen Mom, before My Super Sweet 16, there was Engaged and Underage: the perfect program to watch with your parents when you needed to convince them that cutting school and sneaking cigarettes wasn’t the worst thing you could do at 15.

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Metal Bands: Blood Pheasant, Mute Swan, Wandering Albatross…

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Being either a gay man or a girl means there is a good chance you’re hungry right now. If you add “works in fashion”, you’re just straight up starving all the time. And the most disturbing aspect of it all? It’s acceptable, it’s encouraged, it’s a damn joke.