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1. The real Miley Cyrus is dead and buried in the desert. The Miley Cyrus now is an imitator.

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2. Oregon Trail

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15. The Kardashians
I didn’t want to waste so many of my 20 spaces on them, so they go in together as a group entry.

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6. There is no doubt about it. Jason Derulo is not a pizza.

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Christina Aguilera went to my high school (North Allegheny). My psychology teacher said she was a bitch and smelled like uncooked hot dogs.

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Katherine Heigl was a real bitch in High School. She would walk around like a little diva and all the teachers hated her (she was about 2 years into film career). One of the best stories is when her manager accompanied her into a class asking for less homework and less work and the teacher apparently just lost it.

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“Can we have a Congressional standoff that results in a suspension of scholarly essays about Miley Cyrus?” – Dave Holmes

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Who are these generic nobodies, with their CW Network haircuts and Old Navy smiles, cast in the vaunted roles for which thespians wait a lifetime?

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I love you more than Bruce Willis, Nicolas Cage and Liam Neeson combined.

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In a hilarious remix of T-Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble.”