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“Nick’s the new bachelor. Wow. 100 bucks says Josh shows up in all four hometowns.”

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All of us 90s kids have been waiting for this answer for 10 years. Here it is:

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We love New Girl here at Thought Catalog. We’ve listed funny quotes, inspiring quotes, reasons why you should watch this fun show. Well, I guess I’m just adding to the mix.

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“You know what sucks about getting older? Your friends have known you for way too long. They’ve got too much on you. “

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Nick: Just update your resume, you ninny.

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I didn’t start watching New Girl until earlier this year. I like Zooey Deschanel but honestly, I’m very tired of the whole ‘adorkable’-quirky-indie-girl-dresses-like-Elaine-Benes personality she plays in nearly every role

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I think the show is blowing its load a little early.

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On New Girl, there’s former basketball star Winston, “douchebag” with a heart of gold Schmidt, and law-school dropout turned bartender Nick.