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Treat people the way they treat you.

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1. Texans love putting flags on their cars. On the license plates, hanging off their truck beds, in the windows, on the antennae – anywhere.

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My niceness does not make me dumb. It does not make me naïve, it does not make me simple-minded and it certainly does not make me your doormat. It is not a cry for acceptance and, above all, it is certainly not a sign of weakness.

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Self esteem for a millennial is weird, because we’ve watched enough PBS programming to know we are amazing, yet our dreams haven’t all come true.

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Keep an extra bill that the cashier mistakenly included in their change.

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You need to stop handing out your heart like it’s free candy at the movies. It’s not. Your heart is the price of a Chanel store or, at the very least, a vacation to Europe.