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Anyone can visit the City of Dreams but you, you’re not like those tourists.

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When choosing which neighborhood to live in, you should consider what places deliver to you, how far Trader Joe’s, a bar, and a laundromat are, if it’s safe to walk there alone at night, and how close to a subway you are (with hopefully with a short commute).

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Chances are, if you are walking slowly in Manhattan, you are a tourist.

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4. You have a better relationship with your Seamless delivery guy than you do with your family and closest friends.

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2. They have no patience for you.

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Never move to Murray Hill

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The Internet is flooded with pictures of cute puppies. But this is the only place you can get that same cuteness in text form.

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We’d seen this movie before; suddenly, we were living it, even as we were seeing it through the aestheticizing lens of media memories.