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I’ll start by saying: I don’t know.

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Instead of talking about how little I would sleep, I wish people told me about how isolated I would feel.

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What color is my newborn baby’s poop supposed to be?

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Being a new mom is really about a subtle, permanent shift in perspective. It’s about making room within your identity for being a mother on top of everything else.

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I’m the mom who wants to slay all your dragons and breathe fire on anyone who dares to hurt you.

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Yay! You did it! You made a human! That, in and of itself, is a MAJOR accomplishment. Don’t forget it.

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Hell hath no fury like a Scorpio mother slightly aggravated.

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You’re my daughter, my baby, so of course I loved you immediately. But you were more than two months old before I truly felt connected to you.

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I just feel like there are people in the world that BLOW UP my newsfeed with the same damn things, and quite frankly I need a little more mental stimulation from my social media addiction.