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You secretly love joking about being a girl who knows exactly what to do when balls fly in her face.

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Practically everyone had worked at the Wal-Mart or the Dollar Tree. Or the drug store. Or the gas station. Or the Kohl’s. Or the JC Penny. Or the K-Mart.

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You Don’t Know Anything About Milk.

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Tom Brady promotes Uggs because he actually loves them. Even worse he is paid in Uggs rather than actual money.

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There is no place like home—and there is no place like New England.

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I’m going to like the Fall because the world continued to turn after we stopped spinning.

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Boston girls are wicked smaht, passionate, straightforward, and are some of the most amazing girls in America. Some people just don’t get it. Sucks to be them.

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1. I hate Dunkin’.

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10. Dunkin’ Donuts is most likely your drug of choice.

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If one wishes to travel to the land up north by northeast, here are some travel tips state by state: