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He starts stalking your social media accounts. Your photo is his profile picture. You may notice him showing up at your favorite haunts. He transforms from cutie to creepy almost instantaneously.

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Do you stalk your own phone every five minutes (or less) to find out if he’s responded to your texts, Facebook message, Tweet, or any of the other 50 ways you tried to reach him?

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I want your eye contact when we speak. No video games. No cell phones. No computer screens. Just me and you, your brown eyes locked on my face.

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“Give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and you’ll feed him for a lifetime.” An old saying that rings true to the present. Education, I believe, is the key to remove such dependency.

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Everybody knows a narcissist, but not everybody has a parent who’s one. My mother is a huge narcissist — she makes everything about her, and the comfort of others is never her concern.

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They are profoundly imperfect.

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Last night I smoked a blunt with a 65-year-old woman.

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Sorry I’m not sorry. Actually, I am sorry. You’re totally right, I was being crazy.

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I do not text you to keep tabs on you – I want the meat, the depth, the every detail of your day.

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I want to be cool.