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In August 1944 the Nazi secret police (the Gestapo) arrived and went straight to the secret annex where they arrested everyone in the house and sent them to concentration camps. It has never been revealed how they knew where the secret annex was.

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Were you aware that during the middle of World War II, the Nazis were working on an elaborate underground lair like you’d see in James Bond or Austin Powers movies?

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“Better dead than Red” is what they used to say during the Cold War. But wouldn’t it simply be better to punch a Red right in his good-for-nothing face?

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Now I don’t want to scare you, little sparrow, but do not believe the people who tell you monsters aren’t real. Monsters are very real, they are alive and well, and they often hide in plain sight.

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“This girl I’d never met said that any woman who had sex with more than three partners before marriage is a whore. I reached out my hand and said, ‘Hi—I’m a raging whore.'”

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Feminists believe in the superiority of white, college educated women.

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Peaceful protests abound in NYC, three idiots try to rob a bunch of cops, India is awash in antibiotic resistant infections, AT&T chastises customers for wanting decent service, and the U.S. finally cuts Nazi retirees off the dole. Plus, helicopters and Christmas trees!

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3. When people tell me that, as a minority, I should be offended.