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Wife Material Vol. 4: Mila Kunis

Wife Material Vol. 4: Mila Kunis

Avatar Gaby Dunn
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I wanna like, club her over the head and drag her back to my apartment so she can be my World of Warcraft-playing, poker-loving, sexy wife.

50 Quotes From The Star Wars Prequels, Ranked In Order Of Terribleness

50 Quotes From The Star Wars Prequels, Ranked In Order Of Terribleness

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“Now that I’m with you again, I’m in agony.”

Excerpts From My Weird, Lonely Travel Diary

Excerpts From My Weird, Lonely Travel Diary

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Paris: Where you’ll never be as well-dressed as that random chain-smoking twelve year old.

Dramatic Signs of Aging That Occurred Between The Ages of 19-22

Dramatic Signs of Aging That Occurred Between The Ages of 19-22

Avatar M.J. Corey
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The changes are so slight that a person in their middle age would call me vain and spoiled. I had a Kim Kardashian ass- I’m serious, just a smaller proportion – all leg, straight and thin, and then the shock of a round butt. Something’s changed.

The Best Speech Ever, Ever

The Best Speech Ever, Ever

Avatar Oliver Miller
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“If a person grits his teeth and shows real determination, failure is not an option — that’s how winning is done! Believe me when I say we can break this army here, and win just one… for the Gipper.“

On Fortune Tellers, Disney Villains, and Black Swan

On Fortune Tellers, Disney Villains, and Black Swan

Avatar Sean Li
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The fortune teller’s daughter had planted seeds of thought in my mind, and it was unclear when any of it would take root and grow. But that’s probably what psychics and fortune tellers are trained to do. Sometimes, I think of them as practicing a perverse form of psychotherapy.

Things You Shouldn’t Care About

Things You Shouldn’t Care About

Avatar Ryan O'Connell
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You shouldn’t care about someone who doesn’t care about you. This is actually really hard to do. You can care about someone who once loved you. That’s fine. But don’t care about your next door neighbor who has neglected to water their flowers.

Five Celebrities I Would Like To Be Friends With

Five Celebrities I Would Like To Be Friends With

Avatar Ryan O'Connell
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We’ve all been friends with a Lindsay Lohan—a crazy hot girl who’s a blast to hang out with until she’s stolen all of your drugs, clothes and boyfriend. She’s the friend you invite to parties with a warning. “Listen, my friend Lindsay is coming and she’s a bit of a loose cannon. Just be chill around her and I’m sorry if she does anything too insane. Love her though!”

The 10 Commandments For Friends With Benefits

The 10 Commandments For Friends With Benefits

Avatar Ryan O'Connell
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Thou shalt never give thy friend with benefits the following things: a mixed CD, a toothbrush, a massage, flowers, chocolate, a trip to the cinema or opera, a flirty comment on his or her Facebook wall, too many explanations.

Live-Blogging The Oscars

Live-Blogging The Oscars

Avatar Ryan O'Connell
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Get ready for three hours of sequins and bullshit. It’s the Oscars!

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