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Coming from a girl who’s called Sephora her home since the sixth grade, I’ve tried almost everything imaginable. So, to help you out, I’ve listed some of Sephora’s most famous products and my take on their worthiness of being in your makeup collection and eating your money.

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Because you can’t wear yoga pants to the office.

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Who, me? Eyeshadow? I love it.

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Did anyone try this product out before they shipped it out? It leaves an extremely faint bit of color/shimmer behind it, but that’s it.

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Behold, the things you need to get through any day, no matter where it falls on the warm-sundress-cute-park-walk-weather to blistering-sweat-through-your-work-clothes-hell-on-earth continuum.

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When I say cult products, I don’t mean things used in the Heaven’s Gate dorm room. I mean beauty products that have a rabid, devoted, loyal following. They’re best-sellers, beloved favorites, eternal stars.

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I am a woman, and it is my God-given right to wear fake hair, fake nails and get a spray tan or two if I damn well feel like it.