Let the world around you be as it is.
Sunday’s have adopted a stigma for being the laziest day of the week.
5. “I spend probably half my life in bed.”
It’s hard for you to walk through the home decor section of any department store. Because all you want to do is climb in those fake beds and nap the shit out of them.
You can see just how cozy he looks napping during the fourth inning.
The Refresher Nap Ten to fifteen minutes tops and you’re revived, refreshed, and feeling like you just anti-aged. The vanilla ice cream of naps!
It’s like, come on, I’m not asking for too much.
Do not take this as a personal attack on your nap-filled lifestyle.
From one certified sloth to another, eyyyyyyyyyyyy.
1. Trying to tip toe and stealthily open the refrigerator or pantry, but making tons of noise.