This post-Trump world we now live in means that the time is finally right to make this definitive list. Political correctness be damned.
“A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.”
“You have to be willing to let your soul die to enter the areas of darkness necessary to pull the large fish swimming in the ocean of the political unconscious.”
At 11 AM, I got into the Camaro and headed down I-95 to Miami. . . I’ve been in Florida two weeks already. As usual, it seems both that I’ve been here forever and that I’ve only just arrived.
Real married couples reveal how tying the knot has impacted their attitude towards a lifetime of sex with one person.
1. Nancy Reagan was rumored to give the best head in Hollywood.
The office of the presidency is where men are supposed to make history, not illegitimate babies.
I went to the beach, taking along two hitchhiking gay high school students who were nice but whom I could not really relate to. In Riis Park these days, men and women are totally nude.
On campus, when I saw Dean Jones this morning, he said, “You still look like a freshman.” I told him I was on my way to take my comprehensive exam for my second master’s degree.