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Women who wear long nails take initiative and make things happen. No one forces them to do their nails. They choose when, by who, and what style.

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I don’t have anxiety, but I burn, and I burn hot and fast until I crumple down like my nails.

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Garland came up with the idea of “cracked stain glass around the eyes,” for which she took cellophane, chopped it up into tiny little pieces, and then placed it around the girls’ eyes.

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When you’re meeting a guy, what do you look for first? Nice style? Toned arms? At least a full set of teeth?

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1. Pick your nose. It will bleed.

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7. Off-Roading makes everyone more attractive. So you’re a guy who has a truck and likes adventures? Hot. You’re a girl who likes off-roading and adventures too? Hot (as far as I’m concerned).

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You own eight pairs of loafers and you can’t remember purchasing one of them. You go into your closet to get dressed and you come out, every time, looking like Mason Disick.

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After this pedicure, I’m really going to start saving and do my own nails.

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7. Stare at them incredulously.

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Snapchat was totally made for the moments when you do something new with your nails and have to show your friends like, right now right now.