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These hot-and-heavy films will get your heart pounding.

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“The gal who pissed and shit herself while screaming, ‘I’m pissing and shitting myself you motherfucking bitch!'”

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“When we’re done practicing.”

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Jacob’s Ladder: “Mourning his dead child, a haunted Vietnam War veteran attempts to uncover his past while suffering from a severe case of dissociation. To do so, he must decipher reality and life from his own dreams, delusions, and perceptions of death.”

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Rihanna’s lingerie line, SAVAGE X FENTY, officially dropped yesterday morning, and it’s been selling out like crazy.

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At the zoo watching a Rhino and a young family is next to me…out of the blue the Rhino got an erection, something brought to my attention by the young boy yelling, “Whoa, Look at his weiner! Is yours that big daddy?”

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“There was nothing. Not a blackness, I mean literally nothing. It was like I blinked. One moment I was struggling for air, the next moment I was in a hospital bed.”

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But while DJ Khaled adamantly tells the world that he would “never” do that (seriously, not ever?), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson just wants you to know that, well, uh, he definitely WOULD do that. For sure.

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“It has been 8 years and I still think about it every single day. I get anxiety when driving at night or in bad whether or if other people are in the car. I’ve recently started receiving some therapy, and it has helped a bit, but at this point I can’t imagine not feeling guilty.”

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“Some of my best stories have come from working at a hostel. Admittedly love the mayhem because I can always laugh about it later.”