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This bottle is a detailed replica, even nailing the font, and makes a solid shelf decoration for anyone who refuses to buy vases and pronounce it vauzes like a fancy adult.

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Every time I go to a friend’s house, the same worry creeps up on me. Will they ask? Will it be awkward when I say no? Can I fight the urge? You see, people, I have a problem.

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When she’s with you, you melt into her mist and she carries you along to her favorite places, which are now your favorite places: the fridge, the back porch, the TV room with the N64 console that is always on.

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Hey Ya, Mean Girls, Livejournal.