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The man who is in a relationship with 15 inflatable animals Meet Mark. Mark had a rough childhood. He was lonely, his mom had mental illness, etc. Mark isn’t lonely anymore.

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Call your friends and find out who has a Netflix account, and tell them to not skimp on you…because there are 5 TV series that you need to start binge watching now.

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I know they’re bad, you know they’re bad, so let’s just accept it and enjoy this garbage together!

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Yeah. The kind you play with in a pool when you’re a small child.

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As soon as the flash went off, everyone raced to the camera to make sure they way they were posing didn’t accentuate their double chins and bad-sides and then insisted on deleting that one and taking another.

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If you’ve ever woken up after a bender and thought to yourself “Gee, maybe I should stop drinking and/or doing drugs!”, just have an Intervention marathon. After watching people guzzle mouthwash, smoke crack in an alleyway, and pass out in a sewage pipe, you’ll breathe a sigh of relief and be like, “JK, I’m fine!”