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It’s ok to wait for the right person. Even if everyone else thinks you already did it.

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Here we weigh in on the beauty and style looks we’re currently lusting over. We promise to deliver fairly simple and easy tips, along with affordable products to help you pull them off. This week, purp your hair.

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Hollywood was my (and many of my fellow gay dudes’) only outlet, mainly because it was the only way we knew anything about being gay, since we didn’t have any peers or real life examples (most of the time, everyone has that uncle).

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I love the way they don’t care about school or their future. I love the way they brood and how they take everything the wrong way. Way better than those lovesick puppy boyfriends who (occasionally) get romanticized.

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More important than your real-life first love is the fictional first love you experience via your television set.

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But sometimes, a proper piss-up is like nectar for the soul.

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“Honey, you should. You’re still hot,” Tina-Marie quipped. I hate it when someone says that. It makes me think of a chicken that’s been taken out of the oven and left on the counter, but might still be edible. Even though the time limit for actual hotness has passed, its lukewarm state could be overlooked by the truly starving.

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You went to a liberal arts college and majored in something that people make jokes about.