I hope he has a family and a daughter of his own one day. I hope he gets that opportunity I didn’t have to teach his daughter all those important lessons I didn’t get to teach mine.
My Name Is Earl
I got a panicky, throat gulp feeling in my chest when I read Evan’s email for the second time. I never specifically mentioned in my email that I went to The University of Texas, but Evan mentioned UT, in his email. It washed away all the good vibes his counseling had created.
“He threatened to kill my dad because our pet rabbit was being too loud.”
“When they pass you the crayon you need even though they were using it.”
Who needs to sleep, anyway?
Michael Brick, writing for the New Republic, calls Jonathan Lee Riches “the most prolific jailhouse lawyer of all time.” Now, it probably has something to do with the fact that Riches, a man who in 2012 and at the age…
But somewhere along the way, success had become bittersweet. Life had become a series of stepping stones en route to a moving destination, a blur of cities viewed through the window of a tour bus.
“Lady posted on Craigslist that she was seeing baby clothes. When a pregnant woman came to buy it, the lady attacked her and cut the baby out of her.”
“That’s when I realize, a little dizzy, that the snake’s jaws are very very wide and there are two little legs sticking out of it. I think the legs were still twitching, struggling, alive.”
Here’s what I know about Princess Leia: she spends the majority of her time in a white gospel singer robe, and when she’s not wearing that, she’s wearing the bestselling slave costume from Party City.