I don’t know about you, but I’ve been waiting for this moment for exactly 4,954 days (or 13 years, 6 months, 23 days). BUT WHO’S COUNTING.

The overall lesson is that if you’re single, unmarried and thirty, you are weird and pathetic and must be some sort of homeschooled jungle freak, Nell (from the movie Nell) or a future crazy cat lady of the Grey Gardens variety.

Sweet Home Alabama smartly banks on Reese Witherspoon’s girl-next-door appeal and features a couple great scenes and zingers (e.g. “You brought a baby… into a bar?”)

I’m a 35-year-old straight man who’s been married for eight years. While I’m an advocator for gay rights, I don’t understand why y’all wanna get hitched so bad. Marriage can often ruin a relationship. I know it’s certainly put a dent in mine. You should be thankful that you have the luxury of being in a long-term monogamous relationship without all of the bullshit.