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Basically, the Mulan remake is dead to me.

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“Despite her delicate features and voice, Disney expects us to believe that Mulan’s ingenuity and courage were enough to carry her to military success on an equal basis with her cloddish cohorts.”

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Aww, crying! One of my favorite and most treasured activities. If crying were an Olympic sport, I’d win gold every time.

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Although these are genuine queer theories and readings they are done with some tongue and cheek humour. This is also in no way insinuating that Disney have created and designed these characters with the intention for them to be read this way…maybe.

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Are they yours too?

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Disney movies are chock-full of feel-good moments and quotes. But have you ever noticed that some of the dialogue can get really dark?

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I’m here to set the record straight (seeing as NONE of us were born with the flawless hair and easy femininity of Disney Princesses). The Internet quizzes have been lying to you. Here’s what your favorite Disney Princess ACTUALLY says about you.

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I don’t need a man—except for every once in a while when I’m a little lonely.

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1. I will always be your Blair Waldorf.

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The bridge has been burned, now it’s your turn to cry.