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Here’s why you SHOULD be on his speed dial as “Speedy Delivery.”

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My best friends are the reason I am able to get through finals week, the holidays, and any heartbreak.

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If they ask you: “Are you here for brunch?” You are in the wrong restaurant. They should know there is no other earthly reason you would be up this early on a Sunday. People don’t shove themselves 18-deep inside a vestibule for breakfast; this is brunch.

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I hate boys! I’m at brunch right now trying to get advice about this one guy but it’s hopeless! I really need my friend to be a Samantha right now but she’s being a total Charlotte! I’m feeling the urge to just shout “dicks” in this restaurant for no particular reason.