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Living at home again is hard. You are not the same person you were before you left for college. Things have changed… For the worse. 1. Do things as a family!

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Moving back home when you made such a big deal of leaving in the first place (as I did) is a pretty tough banana to peel.

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I can’t find that all purpose tool/gadget thing you guys gave me when I moved out and into the real world. You know the one with the scissors and screw driver and, like, seven other tools I’ve never used before? I think it’s stored somewhere in my desk.

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Another downfall of being in your twenties: each sex feels superior to the other. Girls hate boys, boys hate girls. It’s like elementary school again except this time cooties are real and they are called STDs.