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If you walk down your street for long enough, you are almost GUARANTEED to see a dog.

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Down in the dumps? Stuck in a slump? Don’t be!

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If you’re feeling particularly stressed or upset, just rip the crap out of those weeds. Show them who’s boss. You are. You are the boss of the weeds. Plus, no one wants weeds in their yard so you’ll have to do it eventually.