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This is taking too long.

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Depression, anxiety, and obesity are now at all-time highs. By rejecting our genetic calling for games.

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Take a deep breath and you may sniff up a familiar musty scent that takes you way, way back. For old time’s sake, let’s look fondly on 13 of the greatest board games of all time:

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The laws of nature dictate that a male should pursue a female, not the other way around.

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1. You talk to yourself.

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I just wish that every once in a while the bank would make an error in my favor, just like in Monopoly…

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5. Merely glancing at a tax form is enough to revert you back to infant-level maturity.

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4. Mel Gibson.

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Boardwalk and Park Place are way too overpriced. I mean, they’re in the same exact neighborhood as Baltic and Mediterranean. What is “GO” the Berlin Wall or something?

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Only do the things you love. Otherwise, you’re running on a treadmill.