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The brothers were required to shave, but there is one who had a thick, scraggly beard. I never found out why. One day he trimmed it he was much younger than I previously thought, and rather handsome too. So either he is a former billionaire orphan who left everything to train with the monks up in the mountains, or he is a former assassin making penance for a life of vicious crime.

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Monks looking at beer and stuff.

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Kmart has experimented with putting laundromats inside its stores, and everyone has heard about laundromats that are teamed with taverns or live music. I’d like to suggest some ways people who own washers and dryers could be persuaded to fill their pockets full of quarters and head to the coin op.