Somehow, everything on the entire site is about them and their kid.
Unwelcome realization number 5,781: Your body isn’t really your own anymore. Like, at all.
The ease with which you can guilt your significant other into on-demand massages.
If she’s the first person to pop in your mind when you think of someone who’s constantly on the go-go-go, a fitness tracker could not be a more perfect gift.
Nothing magical happens when you reach a certain age.
What an awesome mom!
I have never felt incomplete despite not having a father figure because my mum took on both roles to the best of her ability.
A man will not solve all your problems.
You’re the only person who can pick out a shirt for me that I’ll actually wear. You’re the only person who can understand what I’m trying to say when I’m fumbling to form a coherent sentence. You’re the only person who knows who I am, who I was, and who I want to be.
You live by the motto, “It’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all”, because you’ve been hearing that phrase since you were in the womb.