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“Do you think when the guy came up with the idea to invent a bong, a blacklight popped up over his head?” (Character count: 103)

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“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.” – Bill Cosby

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“Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.” – Woody Allen

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He felt a false sense of invincibility, followed often by an equally false sense of worthlessness. I really believe he could not control it.

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And that’s really crux of it. You can be sad or anxious or upset when everything is good. And it’s okay if you can’t explain it and it’s okay if you can’t figure it out.