Guess what the most popular sex position in the U.S. is!
“God could not give me a better present if this is my last hurrah.”
Utah: “Am I happy?”
Earlier this week, two women were eating at an Applebee’s in Independence, Missouri when their server called the police on them.
The bar-owner ~swore~ he didn’t do it on purpose, but… well, it sure seems like it was on purpose.
This is literally the cutest shit I’ve ever seen.
I’m twelve and the black-haired boy sitting next to me is telling bad jokes. He turns to me with a huge grin. “What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?” I say nothing.
“I made a choice. I was choosing between life or death.”
When Hayden from Missouri State accidentally swiped left on the girl of his dreams, he wasn’t willing to throw in the towel and take the L. Instead, he emailed every girl at his university with the name “Claudia” in hopes of finding his soulmate some other way.
Extensions don’t mean that I don’t love my natural hair or myself.