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SCORPIO: Men. Don’t. Know. How. To. Kiss. And half the time their breath is a rancid mixture of smoked fish and salami.

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“Male privilege; if anything, women are the privileged ones.”

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“We come last—after women and children.”

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“We are always the aggressors and women are always the victims. Unlike what you white knights think, women can do wrong and men can be victims.”

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“There’s a reason our suicide rate is massively higher.”

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“If you want a ‘bad boy,’ expect to be treated badly.”

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“I stole the dog and cut her tires.”

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The following 17 cases involve women who killed their lovers in order to inherit their wealth.

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“Why do you guys have to constantly touch your junk???”

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“You buy a lap dance and inside she’s criticizing you, laughing at you, mocking you.”