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The one accessory that no girl ever forgets to bring to brunch is a hangover. While the severity of said hangover may vary, the fact that at 75% of the people at your table will have one does not.

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You say the shower is for washing? I say it’s for peeing. Dare to tell me otherwise and you’re liable to get peed on.

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Because it really is the flower headband that draws you in first, don’t you think? That, or the twinkle in their gold Tory Burch pendant.

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Once about 8 p.m. hits on Sunday evening, it’s like somebody died. Everyone gets quiet, there’s high tension and emotion, we make eye contact with one another but nobody wants to speak the thought we’re all sharing.

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Arguments can devolve pretty quickly at the brunch table, even in the presence of bacon.