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Full disclosure: I am a millennial, I love brunch with avocado toast, and side parts look good on me.

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People now think that if you don’t answer them within a few minutes you are ignoring them or aren’t interested. Sorry I couldn’t respond to you because I was playing Littlest Pet Shop with my daughter for the past hour or I was making dinner and couldn’t have my phone glued to my hand.

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If we’re going to be absurd, let’s at least be aware of how silly all of this is while we’re doing it. Let’s call ourselves out and police each other, and try to be better – more present, and more real. 

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It happens to everyone. You’re in the middle of reading something on your lunch break and your heart sinks. Is this another millennial think piece on ‘Girls’?!?????

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There’s something to be said for knowing what you want and going after it. And in today’s world, you don’t have to be ashamed for being one of those people.

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We are all unique individuals. It is preposterous to believe that beings as complex as humans can be classified in such a cookie cutter fashion based on their gender, race, or generation.

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If you’re a Millennial employee in the public or private sector, your wages are probably being suppressed to pay for the pensions of Baby Boomers who have one foot in retirement.

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In Paris if you’re in love (And also really rich) You can buy a cruise on the Seine And dinner at the Eiffel tower I’m in love but I’m not in Paris And I’m certainly not rich And there’s a…