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The Dollar Menu is the perfect way to get an insane amount of food for next to nothing. And then there’s the added bonus of being able to roll around in the wrappers like you’ve just had some dude “make it rain” rap-video-style on you.

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Starbucks. What’s a brotha to do when it’s June and he’s craving a pumpkin spice latte?

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A decent chance that you will get scalding hot fries, the most punishingly beautiful sensation the body can experience.