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I look at you, and you laugh, playing it off like you’re daring me, thinking I would never. I smirk, knowing exactly what I want to do to you.

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“She walked into the lavatory and left the door unlocked. I waited a few minutes and then followed her in. After cleaning up, I walked out and she followed a couple minutes after that. The perfect crime.”

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From my experience, more than heavy petting beneath a blanket is virtually impossible on a regular commercial flight.