How Getting Abs Changed My Life Michael Malice “ Having abs (for me at least) is like having gone to Harvard: It’s the sort of thing you have to mention within minutes of meeting anyone.
30 Signs That The Guy You’re Dating Is A Basic Bro Jessica Winters “ When your squad doesn’t show but it’s OK because more pizza for you.
31 Hilarious Ways To Explain Exactly What A ‘Douchebag’ Really Is Lorenzo Jensen III “ “An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.”
Feds Target Douchebag: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Indicted For Tax Fraud Jim Goad “ First they came for the Tea Party, and you did not speak out—because you were not a member of the Tea Party.
It’s Hard Out Here For A Dudebro Jim Goad “ There are greater crimes than being cheesy—like, for example, being insufferable.
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