When your squad doesn’t show but it’s OK because more pizza for you.
Mike The Situation Sorrentino
Having abs (for me at least) is like having gone to Harvard: It’s the sort of thing you have to mention within minutes of meeting anyone.
“An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.”
First they came for the Tea Party, and you did not speak out—because you were not a member of the Tea Party.
I believe the main reason that the younger generation is abandoning Christianity is the fact that they simply can’t relate to Jesus Christ’s fashion sensibilities. Let’s face it—the “Jeez Steez” is totally early 90s, totally “grunge”: Ewww!
3. Right before being punched in the face.
Tell me: Am I missing out on something?
Come join us at the intersection where race, gender, and Starbucks collide.
“Your mom is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and left with a job application.”
Women are our equals, and they also kick hard.