Having abs (for me at least) is like having gone to Harvard: It’s the sort of thing you have to mention within minutes of meeting anyone.
When your squad doesn’t show but it’s OK because more pizza for you.
“An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.”
First they came for the Tea Party, and you did not speak out—because you were not a member of the Tea Party.
There are greater crimes than being cheesy—like, for example, being insufferable.