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Some say the world will end in fire, some say in a ridiculous Facebook Event war.

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“Welcome to Minnesota: Come for the Culture Stay Because Your Car Won’t Start”

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At 26, I’m not ready to be married yet, but I find many in the Midwest who are.

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You know in your soul that lakes truly are superior to the ocean.

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If even after reading all of the incredible things about Iowa, you’re still not convinced that it’s a state worth praise, go visit sometime. Go to Iowa and spend time with an Iowan who will show you the ropes.

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My worst working environment was with a rather well-known bra-panty-lingerie-loungewear company, which I worked for while living in the extremely isolated upper Midwest (think five hours from the nearest Costco at the time).

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I lived in Minnesota for about 10 years of my life and I’m now in Wisconsin and loving it!

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I couldn’t let his twenties slip by without one outrageous trip to Vegas.

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I recently left the crass, frozen bosom of my ancestral New England for the impossibly colder Midwest—specifically Michigan.

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1. So you’re from Iowa?