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Time is the most valuable thing someone can give you. 

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You don’t know the current slang kids are using nowadays, and if you do know it, you don’t feel cool enough to say it. The word lit doesn’t roll of your tongue like it does a 21 year old’s. 

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Know how to use every household appliance. This means that you can run a load of laundry, use the vacuum, and assemble the coffee maker without the help of someone else.

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Feeling bad for not wanting to do things. If you don’t want to do something, don’t. It’s that simple.

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But every day, I still get up, and I still try to keep pushing towards this elusive “dream,” even though I don’t even know what it is I am looking for. Before you spend so much time beating yourself up over everything you have not done, take the time to reflect on everything that you have done.

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Oh, so Kathy, who I used to watch throw up just so she could drink more, is now expecting her first kid? Great. This block of cheddar cheese and I are expecting our first baby too.

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She asked me why I was so unhappy and answered her own question by saying that it was because I was afraid to risk a relationship.

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I like that I have big dreams, and failure and disappointment and defeat hasn’t taken away those dreams.

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I might only be on the brink of my “mid-twenties” but in honor of my 24th birthday only being a few short weeks away I thought it would be appropriate to discuss some of the unattractive things related to this age bracket.

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1. Some of your childhood dreams are dead, and they’re never going to be resurrected.