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Investigators found he had been Googling: “how to attract younger women”, “how to make a girl that does not want you to want you”, and “why does this girl ignore me?”

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“Investigators didn’t find any signs of trauma or forced entry to the apartment.”

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“For clarity here, for the record, I have never eaten a booger in my entire life.”

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Here are five awesome hidden gems in the Lower Peninsula of Michigan.

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You know what it feels like to be shit on by the East and West Coasts and even if you ended up moving there, you don’t completely forgive them for it.

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50 creepy places in our 50 creepy states.

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This seems to justify anti-Islam feelings right?? These Muslims are waving the ISIS flag the day of a major terror event! They hate America, right? Right?!?

Actually, pretty much 100% wrong.

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After all, the state motto is “Smiling faces, beautiful places.”